Friday, May 3, 2013

Eight-Word Reviews: Page 3, Panel 3

If you name a movie or season on my Facebook page and if I've seen it, I'll eight-word review it. Twitter too. Warning: I'm honest.

Marvel / Disney

X-Men: First Class (2011, requested by Dan B.)

MacFassbendAvoy recruit obscure mutants & Kevin Bacon's a Nazi.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Marvel's Go Army commercial. Vaccines don't cause autism.

Thor (2011)

Hemsworth kills frost giants, breaks hearts, smashes glasses.

Iron Man (2008)

Sherlock Chaplin builds Superman armour and talks fast.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Looks good, feels rushed. Whiplash's accent stinks. "Bort"?

DC / Warner Brothers

Superman Returns (2006)

Lacking action. Luthor's land plan is fantastically bland

Watchmen (2009)

Underrated. Dark, bloody & 78.1% slo-mo. Readers disapproved.

Superman vs the Elite (2011)

Cool, but "Superman makes friends, fights them" again?

Justice League: Doom (2012)

Decent story, sweet battles. 'Holograms' can do that?

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