Eight-Word Reviews: Series 1, Season 1, Chapter 1, Episode 1, Version 0.9 Beta, 30-Day Trial Edition

If you name a movie on my Facebook page, and if I've seen it, I'll eight-word review it. Twitter too. Warning: I'm honest.

House of Cards: Season 1 (Netflix - 2013)

Powerful man wants more. Spacey nails evil genius.

Side By Side (2012)

Keanu narrates digital vs film and it's fascinating.

Super 8 (2011)

= (E.T. + Cloverfield + King Kong) x (Spielberg + Spielberg + Spielberg + Abrams)

Batman: Year One (2011)

Batman Begins from Gordon's POV, starring Bryan Cranston!

Superman / Batman: Apocalypse (2010)

Angsty Supergirl is angsty. Epic fight in Smallville.

Compliance (2012)

"There's no way that would ever happen!" Wrong.

The Imposter (2012)

"Missing boy" "returns" to Texas, can't handle Texans.

Top Gear: Season Series 18 (BBC - 2012)

Episodes: Italy, Beijing, Panda, wheelchairs, Saab, doughnuts, Slash.

Africa (BBC - 2013)

"Wanna roll another one or pack the bong?"